As a vegetarian in Italy, it was easy to find lots of wonderful things to eat, but sometimes I was served meat even when I'd explain that I didn't eat meat or seafood.

One waitress who brought me some prosciutto looked at me like I was crazy and actually told me it wasn't meat!

I'm moving back to Italy -- Napoli, this time

-- and I need to learn the correct phrases and words to explain that I don't eat meat or seafood of any type, so I won't be a frustration to restaurant staff or my new Italian friends.
